kuch din pehle insaan ne chaand par landing ki 51 vien saalgirah manai. Iss doran kuch hazraat ki janib se be bunyad propaganda kiya gaya aur yeh sabit karne ki nakam koshish ki gayi ke chaand par landing haqeeqat mein drama tha. Iss zamn mein kuch etraazaat ki list mujhe bhi inbox mein bheji gayi. Jin par ek sarsari si nigah daal kar un etraazaat ki haqeeqat jaanne ki koshish karein ge. Yeh baat yahan mention karna intehai zaroori hai ke jinhon ne haqaiq ko tasleem nahi karna hota to unhein jo marzi saboot faraham kardiye jaaye, woh charhte suraj ka bhi inkaar karte dikhayi dete hain. Is liye in etraazaat ke jawabaat kisi ilm dushman tabqay ko nahi diye ja rahe balke in etraazaat ke jawabaat is liye diye jaa rahe hain ke awwam alnaas aise jhool saazon aur ilm dushman hazraat ki asliyat jaan saken. Etraaz number 1: 20 July 1969 ko insaan chaand par gaya tha. Ab itni zyada technology barh gayi hai America khud ya koi doosre dobara jadeed cameras aur jadeed aalaat ke saath aaj ke dor mein dobara kyun nahi gaye. Yani is waqt America ke drame ke baad jab Russia aur China ne bhi mukhalifat mein baari baari drame kiye to yeh teeno apne dramon ke baad aaj ke dor mein doosra drama kyun nahi bana sakte? Jawab: Yeh sach hai ke aaj se 60 saal pehle America aur Russia ke darmiyan sard jang chal rahi thi, magar yeh dawa karna ke sard jang ki wajah se yeh sab 'drama' tha, yeh dawa muzakra khiz hai jaise hum deen ke liye ulama karam se aur bemari ke liye doctor se rujo karte hain aur un ki raaye ko maqbool maante hain. Balkul aise hi sciencei mamlaat mein falakiyat danon aur sciencei idaroon ki raaye ko hatmi hesiyat hasil hoti hai aur yeh haqeeqat hai ke duniya ki tamam falakiyati aur sciencei tehqiqati agencies moon landing ko tasleem karchuki hain, un ke naqabil tarded shawahid insaan ke paas maujood hain, jin mein sab se ahem saboot woh reflectors hain jo khala baaz chaand ki surface par foot karke aaye, aaj bhi badi falakiyati observatories un par taqatwar laser phenk kar chaand ka zameen se fasla napati rehti hain! Jahan tak yeh sawal hai ke aaj ke dor mein insaan chaand par kyun nahi gaya? Yeh baat samajhne ki zaroorat hai ke chaand par jana seer sapate ki tarah nahi tha, yeh intehai mehnga mission tha, yakeen badar chaand par 6 insani missions bhejne ki wajah se American economy tabah hochuki thi. Is ka andaza aise lagaiye ke maujooda dor mein agar moon landing missions sar anjam diye jaayein to is par 150 arab dollar kharch aaye ga, Pakistan sirf 4 arab dollars ke liye IMF ke paas baar baar ja raha hai aur yeh char arab dollars bhi hamein char saal ke arsey mein qist war milien ge. Is liye moon landing intehai mehnga mission tha, jis ke natije mein hamein sirf chaand ke patthar hi mil rahe the, is liye NASA ka budget mehdood kardiya gaya aur American hukumat aur awwam alnaas ki janib se dabao barhne ki wajah se dobara insanon ko bhejne ki bajaye robotic missions ko bhej kar tehqiqati kaam anjam diye gaye, robotic missions insani missions ki nisbat saste hote hain, robotic missions kitne saste hote hain is ka andaza aise lagaiye ke ek saal pehle Bharat ne chaand ki janib robotic mission sirf 0.1 arab dollar mein bheja tha. Is liye yeh etraaz be ma'ani hai ke abhi chunke hum chaand par dobara nahi ja rahe, is liye maazi mein bhi nahi gaye. Lekin naqadeen ke liye khushkhabri hai ke Markh par abadkari ki wajah se agle kuch saalon mein insaan dobara chaand par jayega aur ab ki baar wahan bees camps banayega, jis wajah se umeed hai ke un ka yeh gilah bhi khatam ho jaayega. Sawal number 2: Kyun chaand par sirf America aur us ke mukhalifeen hi apas ki dushmani ki wajah se dramas ka muqablay karte rahe the? Kyun America hamaayati mulkon mein se kisi ek ki bhi himmat nahi hoski chaand par qadam rakh kar America ke shaane bashanah khara hone ki? Jawab: Hum sawal number 1 mein samajh chuke hain ke yeh missions kitne mehenge the, chhote mumalik budget ki kami ke baais un mamlaat mein nahi pade, lekin chunke chaand par robotic mission bhejna sasta kaam hai jis wajah se chhote mumalik ne rBotik mashenz bhej rakhe hain. Sawal number 3: Jab chaand gaadi chaand par pahunchi to chaand par pahunchne ke baad ek ajeeb qisam ki kaar mein chaand ki zameen par ghoomay phire. Sawal yeh paida hota hai ke itni badi chaand kaar chaand gaadi se barhamd kaise hui? Yani chhoti si chaand gaadi ke peet mein itni gunjaish kahan se aayi us ko apne andar ghusane ki? Doosra sawal yeh paida hota hai ke is chaand kaar ko chaand gaadi se barhamd hone ki video kyun nahi banayi gayi? Kyunki yeh bhi bohat bara kamal aur mojza tha. Ek chhoti si chaand gaadi se badi si chaand kaar ki barhamdgi bhi duniya ko hairan karne ke liye kafi thi. Kyun yeh wala drama dikhla kar mazeed dhaad wasool karne ki koshish kyun nahi ki gayi? Aur phir is ke baad ek aur sawal uthhta hai ke yeh chaand gaadi kis lift ki madad se utari gayi aur dobara kis lift ki madad se chadhayi gayi? Aur aakhir mein ek aur sawal kya chaand gaadi chaand par hi chhod aaye ya sath wapas bhi laye? Aur agar sath wapas bhi laye to us wapsi ka lift ke zariye upar chadhne ka drama hamein kyun nahi dikhaya gaya? Jawab: Yeh sach hai ke chaand par bheje jane wale 6 mein se teen insani mashin ke doran chaand gaadi ko bhi insano ke sath bheja gaya tha, yeh gaadi fold ho sakti thi, aur Lunar module ke neeche ek jagah makhsoos thi, jis mein yeh gaadi fold karke rakhi gayi thi (diagram sath mansookh hai, jise Lunar module se mawazna karwa kar aap tasalli kar sakte hain). Chaand par pahunch kar lunar module ke us hisse se yeh gaadi nikali gayi aur use unfold karke istemal kiya gaya. Chaand se wapsi ke doran chunkay thrustors ka istemal karke Lunar module ko udana tha aur thrustors zyada bojh nahi utha sakte, jis wajah se Lunar module ka wazan kam rakhne ke liye in chaand gaadiyon ko wahan chhod diya gaya, wapas nahi laya gaya. Aur yeh dawa bhi kam ilmi par mabni hai ke kisi video mein is chaand gaadi ko Lunar module se utarte nahi dikhaya gaya, Apollo 15 mission ke doran chaand gaadi ko Lunar module se nikalne ki video aap YouTube par dekh sakte hain. Sawal number 4: Kaha jata hai ke Neil Armstrong ne chaand par sab se pehle qadam rakha to janab woh kaun kaun se photographer pehle hi chaand par utar chuke the jo chaand gaadi ko utarte hue aur khud Neil Armstrong sahab ko utarte hue un ki movie bana rahe the? Aur ek nihayat chhoti si chaand gaadi baghair andhan ke sirf spring ki madad se kaise chaand par se ud kar dunia tak aa gayi? Aur chaand par se wapsi par dobara jab woh ud kar wapas aa rahi thi tab chaand par baith kar kaun kaun se photographer camera ko ghuma rahe hue chaand gaadi ki tasweer bana rahe the? Aur phir woh photographer kaun si chaand gaadi se wapas aaye? Wapas aaye bhi ya wahi rah gaye? Jawab: Sawalat ke jawabat jan'ne ke liye sanjeedgi darkar hoti hai jis ka asool to yeh hai ke ek waqt mein ek hi sawal kiya jaye, beharhal flight enthusiasts se sanjeedgi ki tawqo rakna bekaar hai, jis wajah se sawal number 5 mein uthaye gaye mukhtalif etirazaat ke jawabat mandarja zail hai: 1: Aap sath mansookh tasweer mein dekh sakte hain ke lunar module ke sath ek camera mansookh tha, Neil Armstrong ne Lunar Module se nikalne se pehle button daba kar woh camera bahar nikala, is ke baad Lunar Module ka darwaza khol kar seedhiyon ke zariye neeche utre, lehaza wahan koi photographer pehle se mojood nahi tha. 2: Ek intehai chhoti si hawai gaadi thrustors ki madad se chaand se wapsi ke liye ud gayi, thrustors intehai chhote rockets hote hain, jin ka istemal amooman satellites ki simt durust karne ke liye bhi kya jata hai aur yeh har Lunar Module mein mojood the. Zameen ki shadeed kashish-e-saql ke bais humein zameen se udne ke liye launching pad chahiye hota hai magar chaand ki kashish-e-saql kam hai, wahan hawa bhi mojood nahi jo resistance paida kare jis wajah se thrustors ki madad se wahan se udna mumkin hai. 3: Jis doran Lunar Module chaand ki surface se uda us doran us ko waqai filmaya ja raha tha aur yeh sach hai, magar woh camera kisi insanon ke haath mein nahi tha balkay chaand ki surface par pada hua tha.swal number5: neel arm strong sahib ka abhi haal hi mein intiqal hua hai 25, august 2012 ko. america ne neel arm strong sahib ko saari dunya se aur apne mulk ke media se bhi kyun chhupa kar rakha?? jawab: neel armstrong ko duniya se hargiz chhupa kar nahi rakha gaya, neel armstrong samet digar 12 insaan jinhon ne chaand par qadam rakha hai, un ke interviews poori dunya ka media leta raha hai, neel armstrong ke saathi Buzz Aldrin jo neel armstrong ke saath chaand par gaye the woh tahal social media istemal karte hain aur moon landing ke mutalliq sawalat ke jawab dete rahte hain. is liye yeh kam ilmi par mabni dawayi hai ke un sab ko kahin chhupa kar rakha gaya hai. swal number6: chaand par kayi tasveerain aisi li gayi thein jin ke do do saaye the. kya chaand par do sooraj nikalte hain? ya do taraf se studio lights daali gayi thein? jawab: moon landing ki jitni bhi tasveerain mustanad zariyaa par mojood hain sab par ek hi saaya banta dikhaya deta hai, agar aisi koi tasveer mojood hai jismein do saaye hon to lazmi share kijiye. agar studio ki lights se bhi do saaye bane to phir unhein itna sharp nahi hona chahiye balkay dono saaye madham hone chahiye, magar aisi tasveer authentic source se aapko nahi mil payegi kyunke yeh ehteraz kham khayali se hi gharda gaya hai. swal number7: chaand par america ne jhanda gada. jo jhanda gada gaya woh lehra raha tha. chaand par hawa kahan se aayi? jabkeh khala mein hawa nahi chalti? jawab: jhanda hargiz lehra nahi raha tha balkay jhanda sarangon mein ho, is jhande ko sidha rakhne ke liye is mein perpendicular simt mein ek aur danda lagaya gaya tha, jis wajah se jhanda sidha dikhayi de raha hai, is ke ilawa yeh jhanda kapray ka nahi balkay nylon ka bana hua tha jis wajah se is ko tehra karne ki wajah se salutein agayi thein jise lehrane se tashbeeh di ja rahi hai. (tasveer mansookh hain) swal number8: chunke nasa dunya ke south pole ke bare mein bohat sare sawalat ke jawab nahi de pa raha tha aur khas tor par mosam ke badalne ke nizam ko to us ne sab ko bataya ke zameen gol nahi balki beziwi hai anday ki manind likin hairat hai tamam farzi tasveerain gol hi pesh karna shuru kar di gayi hain. baqol nasa ke kashish zameen sirf 100 kilo meter ke baad se khatam ho jati hai aur khala shuru ho jata hai. agar zameen ek taraf se sooraj ke gird ghoom rahi hai aur woh bhi ek taraf se hazaar mile aur sath sath doosri taraf se 67000 mile fi ghante ki raftaar se to ek seedha chalta hua rocket kaise itna bara jhatka kaise sahe sakta hai?? yani 67000 mile ghante par ghoomti hui zameen ke madar se bahar nikalna. bilkul aise jaise kisi ko intehai tez chalti hui car se bahar phenka jaye to kya woh bade hi aaram se aage chalta rahe ga? jawab: gari ki misaal ko zameen ki misaal se jorna is liye ghalt hoga kyunke gari ki kashish saql nahi hoti. yad rahe ke khala achanak se nahi shuru hota balke aahista aahista hawa ka dabao kam hone shuru hota hai. rocket badstoor zameen ke chakkar kaatata rehta hai aur aahista aahista zameen se door hona shuru ho jata hai. chunke kisi bhi shay par zameen ki kashish saql 13 lakh kilometer unchai tak havi rehti hai, is doran zameen ki kashish saql ki wajah se rocket ko bhi apne sath le kar sooraj ke gird chakkar lagati rehti hai. is liye rocket ko jhatka lagnay wali batein mazid kam aqli aur la ilmi par mabni hain. swal number9: 20 july 1969 ko chaand par jane ki kahani ki wajah se america super power bana. america ya poori dunya kyun har saal bees 20 july ko chaand day kyun nahi manati? jawab: america mein har saal 20 july ko national moon day manaya jata hai. kya hi acha hoga ke ehtejaj karne wale ehtejaj uthane se pehle kam az kam google ka hi istemal seekh lein. swal number10: chaand khud bhi apne madar par gardish kar raha hai baqol nasa ke is ki speed 3683 kilometer fi ghanti hai aur chaand isi doran 1290000 kilometer ka fasla tay karta hai. ek rocket kis tarah anTehai tez ghoomtay huay chaand ke orbit (madar) mein dakhil ho sakta hai?? Is rocket ne faza se chaand ke orbit mein dakhil hone ka jhatka kaise bardasht kiya? Jawab: Yeh sach hai ke chaand zameen ke madar mein gardish kar raha hai, falakiyat mein hill sphere naam ki aik istilah istemal hoti hai, chaand ka hill sphere 60 hazaar kilometer hai, jis ka matlab hai ke jab koi shay chaand ki janib safar karte huay chaand se 60 hazaar kilometer ke faslay par pohanchti hai to us ko chaand aahista aahista apni janib kheenchta shuru kardeta hai, is ilaqe ke baad chaand ki kashish-e-saql zyada hoti jaati hai, is liye koi rocket ek dam jhatke se chaand ke orbit mein nahi chala jata balke zameen ki kashish-e-saql batadrija kam hoti jaati hai aur chaand ki kashish-e-saql barhna shuru hojati hai jis wajah se yeh sab step by step hota hai. Kaiynat ke qawaneen aik tareeqe se chal rahe hain, unhen gari ke jhatke se tashbeeh dena ahmaqana baat hai. Sawal number 11: Chaand gari dobara wapas kaise urri? Jabkeh dekhai gai chaand gari kuch ajeeb tarah ki thi chaar taango wali. Itni chhoti si gari ur kaise gayi baghair injector baghair engine aur baghair fuel ke? Jawab: Waise to is eitraz par hum sawal number 3 mein baat karchuke hain lekin yahan tafseeli baat kar lete hain. Chaand par bheje walay missions 2 hisson par mushtamil the. Khalaai gari ka aik hissa chaand par land kiya jisay lunar module kehte hain jabkeh khalaai gari ka doosra hissa chaand ke gard chakkar lagata raha jisay command module kehte hain. Chaand ki kam kashish-e-saql aur chhota lunar module hone ki wajah se thrusters (chhote rockets) ki madad se lunar module ko udaya gaya. Jab lunar module ur kar chaand ke orbit mein pohancha to wahan command module chaand ke gard gardish karraha tha. Yun lunar module command module se juda aur unhone zameen ki janib wapsi ka safar shuru kiya. Yaad rahe ke har Apollo mission mein teen khala baaz chaand ki janib gaye the, lunar module mein do khala baaz mojood the. Jabkeh aik khala baaz command module mein chaand ka chakkar lagaraha tha jo chaand par nahi utarsaka magar chaand ke orbit mein command module ko operate karraha tha. Chaand par ab tak chhe insani missionz bheje gaye hain aur sab mein yehi tareeqa kar apna gaya hai. Sawal number 12: Itni chhoti si chaand gari mein se badi si chaar pahiyon wali aik aur gari nikli aur baghair oxygen ke start kaise hui? Aur NASA ke hisaab se chaand par duniya ki nisbat chhe guna kam kashish hone ke bawajood jaise duniya mein gariyan chalti hain waise hi kaise chalti hui dikhayi? Yani baghair uchhalte koodte teerte normal andaz mein kaise dodi? Jawab: Lunar module ke andar aik hisse mein kaise chaand gari ko fold karke rakha gaya tha, is par humne sawal number 3 mein tafseeli baat ki hai. Yeh nanni chaand gariyan electric batteries par chalti thi, ek baar charging par 90 kilometer tak chal sakti thi, jis wajah se unko fuel ki zaroorat nahi thi. Un ki raftaar kam thi, naiz un ki unchai kam aur phelao zyada rakha gaya taake center of gravity surface ke qareeb ho aur yeh chaand ki surface par ult na jaayein, jis wajah se unhen jhatke nahi lagi, yehi wajah hai ke yeh ''uchhalti koodti'' nahi dikhayi dein. Sawal number 13: Neil Armstrong sahab chaand ke orbit se wapas kaise nikle 1290000 kilometer ghoomte madar se nikalna kya mazaq hai? Jawab: Yahan yeh baat intehai ahem hai ke tamam eitrazat mein sirf Neil Armstrong ka naam hi istemal kiya gaya hai, jis ke zariye maloom hota hai ke eitraz karne wala baqi 11 insaano ke mutalliq bilkul bhi nahi jaanta, jo chaand par utre the, har eitraz mein ''Neil Armstrong'' ki takraar batati hai ke yeh tabqa Apollo missionz ki tafseelat se bilkul la-ilm hai, sirf suni sunai baaton par hawaayen chhor rahe hain. Beharhal is sawal ka jawab yeh hai ke ''Neil Armstrong'' rocket mein baith kar chaand ke orbit se nikle aur yeh bilkul bhi ''mazaq'' nahi hai, is ki sanjeedgi ko samajhne ke liye science ka ilm hona bohot zaroori hai. Humne eitraz number 11 mein tafseeli samajh liya hai ke Apollo missionz kaise chaand se ur kar wapas aye.Jab Neil Armstrong sahab chand par chal rahe the to sath sath be tehasha gard bhi ur rahe the kyunke registani ilaqe mein film ban rahi thi. Sawal yeh hai ke yeh gard un chamakile pani numa shapar per zara si bhi nahi pari. Halankeh landing ke waqt be tehasha gard urni chahiye thi. Jawab: Chand ki mitti zameen ki reet jaisi nahi hai, iska reet se mawazna karwana theek nahi hai, yeh karodon saal tak suraj ki barah rast radiations parne ke baa'is charged particles par mushtamil hai, yaani yeh powder ki tarah judi hoti hai, bohot si jagahon par sakht bhi hai, yehi wajah hai ke khala bazoon ke kapron par lag jane wali chand ki mitti ne Apollo mission ke doran kaafi masail paida kiye, in masail ko NASA ne baad azan ek document ki shakal mein publish bhi kiya jise aap is link par parh sakte hain: Charged particles hone ke baa'is chand ki powder numa mitti judi rehti hai aur agar kisi quwat ke baa'is ude to foran baith jati hai kyunke wahan zameen ki tarah hawa mojood nahi jo unhe faza mein malaq rakhe, chunkay soft landing ke doran chand ki satah se chand feet unchai par lunar module ke thrusters off kar diye gaye takay fuel bachaya jasake, jis wajah se urti mitti landing se pehle baith chuki thi. Yahan masla yeh hai ke aitraaz karne wale zameen ke halaat ko samne rak kar aitraazat karte hain, jis wajah se woh moon landing ki haqeeqat ko samajh nahi pate.Aitain lagayi gayi thi ya studio ki light thi? Jawab: Is eitraz ka jawab dene se pehle yeh janna zaroori hai ke jis tasveer ko yahan eitraz karne walon ki janib se refer kiya ja raha hai woh ''Neil Armstrong'' ki nahi balkay Buzz Aldrin ki hai, jo us waqt un ke saath thay. Is tasveer ka bhoor mutala kiya jaye to is mein Buzz Aldrin ke helmet mein Amriki jhanday ke akas ke ilawa us chhadi ka akas dikhaya de raha hai jo Solar winds ki composition check karne ke liye gayi thi. (Tasveeren sath mansookh hain) Sawal number 18: Jab chaand par se dunya dikhlayi gayi to woh rangin dikhlayi. Kya kabhi raat ko chaand rangin saat rang ka dikhlayi deta hai? Kehte hain chaand par se dunya bhi reflect hoti nazar aati hai jaise chaand nazar aata hai. Kya kabhi reflection bhi rang birangi hoti hai? Jawab: Chaand is khatir rangin dikhayi nahi deta kyunke wahan anasir ki composition zameen ki nisbat mukhtalif hai, wahan hawai kura mojood nahi hai, pani mojood nahi hai, chaand ki satah aatish fushan chatanon par mushtamil hai. Jabke zameen par mukhtalif anasir ki bharmar hai, jis wajah se chaand se bhi zameen rangin hi dikhayi deti hai. Jaise zameen se siyarah mars kale ya safed rang ka nahi balkay laal rang ka dikhayi deta hai. Sawal number 19: Kehte hain zameen chaand se kayi guna badi hai. Agar waqai sach kehte hain to woh zameen jo NASA ne dikhlayi thi woh to chaand ke barabar hi nazar a rahi thi. Kaise chaand par se dunya ka size bhi itna hi bada nazar aya jitna hamein chaand nazar aata hai? Kyun dunya kayi guna badi nazar nahi aayi chaand par se? Jawab: Apollo missions jis doran chaand par gaye to us doran chaand ki pehli tareekh nahi thi, kyunke pehli tareekh par chaand ki satah se zameen mukamal dikhayi deti hai, baqi tareekhon mein yeh chaand ki tarah shaklein badalti rehti hai, jis ka matlab hai ke in tasveeron mein zameen mukamal nahi hai. Niz aap ek tajurba kijiye, kabhi chaudhwin ka chaand jab apne urooj par ho, us doran us ko aam ankh se dekhiye, us ke baad us ki tasveer camera se lenay ki koshish karein, dono ke darmiyan kafi farq dikhayi dega. Yeh un kuch eitrazat ke jawabat the, jo barah anaibaks mein bheje ja rahe the, is ke ilawa ek aur eitraz "Van Allen Belt" ke hawale se kiya jata hai ke zameen ke gird Van Allen Belt nami ek patti mojood hai jahan suraj ki radiations behad shadeed hain, wahan se khala baz kaise guzre? Is ka jawab yeh hai ke aaj bhi aalami khalai istation kabhi kabhi Van Allen Belt se guzarta hai, aalami khalai istation mein chhe insaan har waqt sawar hote hain, is liye khalai gari ko aisi dhaaton se banaya jata hai ke Van Allen Belt samet kahin bhi suraj ki khatarnak radiations se khala baz mehfooz rahte hain. Yaad rahe ke in tamam baton se qata nazr opalo mission ki kamiyabi ke liye yehi saboot kafi hai ke is mission mein logon ki janain gayin, 10 saal tak sari mehnat dunya ke samne hoti rahi, lakhon amriki is mission ka hissa rahe, is par eitrazat wohi log karte hain jo is mission ka hissa nahi thay ya jo falakiat se la ilm hain, jo is mission ka hissa rahe unhone marte dam tak is mission ka hissa hone par fakhar kiya. Is ke ilawa sawal to yeh bhi peda hota hai ke agar yeh sab kuch jhoot hai to phir chaand ki satah par retro-reflector kaise pohanchay? Jinhe aaj bhi scientists istemal kar rahe hain. Lihaza in tamam haqaiq ki bina par bila jhijhak kaha ja sakta hai ke insaan chaand par pohancha hai yeh ek haqeeqat hai aur badi haqeeqat ko tasleem karne ke liye soch ki wusat bhi kholni parti hai warna kunway ka mendak banna koi bara kaam nahi. Kaiynat be intiha wasee hai is ko sochte hue apne vision ko bhi wasee rakhiye warna yeh dimagh zameen se parwaz tak nahi karne dega. Isi khatir to Iqbal ne kaha ke Sitron se aage jahan aur bhi hain! Abhi ishq ke imtehan aur bhi hain! Issi roz o shab mein ulajh kar na rah ja! Ke Tere zaman o makaan aur bhi hain! ***